{"id":1,"date":"2013-10-06T02:17:23","date_gmt":"2013-10-06T02:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/?p=1"},"modified":"2013-11-09T18:20:10","modified_gmt":"2013-11-09T18:20:10","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/?p=1","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Paul Newman apologizes every night this week&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Practically every actor has a movie they regretted making. Many try to repress the experience, while others will go out of their way to poke fun at it; it masks the feeling of vengeance you want on the people that forced the experience upon you.<\/p>\n<p>But no other passion against such films was as strong was an epic production starring a now-legendary actor making his screen debut. the actor was Paul Newman, the film was <em>Paul Newman and the Holy Grail<\/em>&#8230;er&#8230;<em>The Silver Chalice<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>This 1954 diaster starred Newman as an artisan in the era of Christ; the title refers to the grail Newman creates for the Last Supper. For two-and-a-half hours Newman strutted along bizarrely constructed sets wearing a Greek &#8220;cocktail dress&#8221; (as the actor referred to his toga). Critics likened him to a poor man&#8217;s Marlon Brando. <em>The<\/em> <i>New Yorker<\/i>&#8216;s John McCarten agreed that [Newman] delivers his lines with the emotional fervor of a Putnam Division conductor announcing local stops.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Religious epics were all the rage back in the &#8217;50s, but with every <em>Ben-Hur<\/em> or <em>Ten Commandments<\/em>, you had <em>The Greatest Story Ever Told<\/em>, and <em>The Silver Chalice<\/em>. While the film&#8217;s director went on to say that audiences were pleased with it, the film has gone on to be considered a camp classic, most likely a result of the great lengths Newman did to ensure that the public knew how much he hated it.<\/p>\n<p>And you would probably hate being in a film with such weird art direction.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_052.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-64 aligncenter\" alt=\"PDVD_052\" src=\"http:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_052-300x200.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_052-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_052-135x90.jpg 135w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_052-202x135.jpg 202w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_052-288x192.jpg 288w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_052-405x270.jpg 405w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_052-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_052.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_65\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_069.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-65\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-65 \" alt=\"PDVD_069\" src=\"http:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_069-300x200.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_069-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_069-135x90.jpg 135w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_069-202x135.jpg 202w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_069-288x192.jpg 288w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_069-405x270.jpg 405w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_069-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/PDVD_069.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-65\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Get your mind out of the gutter!<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Legend has it that when Newman found out that the movie was to be screened on a Los Angeles TV station, he put out a $1200 ad reading &#8220;Paul Newman apologizes every night this week.&#8221; It only got people interested in watching it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Some other notable &#8220;failures&#8221;:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Christopher Plummer<\/strong>, <em>The Sound of Music<\/em>, best known as <em>The Sound of Mucus<\/em> or <em>S&amp;M<\/em> by said actor. Cue angry fans who will light their torches, wear Swiss Miss outfits, and raid his house<\/li>\n<li><strong>Bill Cosby<\/strong>, <em>Leonard Part 6. <\/em>At his height, Cosby co-wrote and produced a sci-fi spoof for Columbia Pictures, then a subsidiary of Coca-Coca (!), and operated by an eccentric British producer who hired an untalented British crew to undertake it (said producer is said to be the one who also sabotaged <em>Ishtar<\/em>). These incidents led Cosby to urge people <em>not<\/em> to see the film on talk shows!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div id=\"attachment_67\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/leonard_part_6_1837028i.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-67\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-67\" alt=\"leonard_part_6_1837028i\" src=\"http:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/leonard_part_6_1837028i-300x187.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/leonard_part_6_1837028i-300x187.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/leonard_part_6_1837028i-143x90.jpg 143w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/leonard_part_6_1837028i-215x135.jpg 215w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/leonard_part_6_1837028i-306x192.jpg 306w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/leonard_part_6_1837028i-431x270.jpg 431w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/leonard_part_6_1837028i-575x360.jpg 575w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/leonard_part_6_1837028i.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-67\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Do some things go better with Coke?<\/p><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Katherine Heigl<\/strong>, <em>Knocked Up<\/em>. Called it misogynistic, but that didn&#8217;t stop her from signing up for the &#8220;equally sexist&#8221; <em>Ugly Truth<\/em> a little while later!<\/li>\n<li><strong>Sir Alec Guinness<\/strong>, <em>Star Wars<\/em>. Reportedly made a little boy cry when &#8220;Obi-Wan&#8221; told him never to watch <em>Star Wars<\/em> again.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div id=\"attachment_70\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/crying-boy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-70\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-70\" alt=\"You would cry too if it happened to you!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/crying-boy-300x199.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/crying-boy-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/crying-boy-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/crying-boy-870x579.jpg 870w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/crying-boy-135x90.jpg 135w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/crying-boy-202x135.jpg 202w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/crying-boy-288x192.jpg 288w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/crying-boy-405x270.jpg 405w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/crying-boy-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/crying-boy.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-70\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You would cry too if it happened to you!<\/p><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00a0<strong>Woody Allen<\/strong>, <em>Manhattan<\/em>. He told the producers he&#8217;d make another movie for free if they destroyed all copies of that one. A very positive example of executives not listening to its filmmakers.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Burt Reynolds<\/strong>, <em>Boogie Nights<\/em>. He subsequently fired his agent.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div id=\"attachment_71\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/STROKER-ACE_XL.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-71\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-71\" alt=\"Then what are your feelings about &quot;Stroker Ace&quot;?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/STROKER-ACE_XL-300x200.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/STROKER-ACE_XL-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/STROKER-ACE_XL-135x90.jpg 135w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/STROKER-ACE_XL-202x135.jpg 202w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/STROKER-ACE_XL-288x192.jpg 288w, https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/STROKER-ACE_XL.jpg 390w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-71\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Then what are your feelings about &#8220;Stroker Ace&#8221;?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Practically every actor has a movie they regretted making. Many try to repress the experience, while others will go out of their way to poke fun at it; it masks the feeling of vengeance you want on the people that forced the experience upon you. But no other passion against such films was as strong [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":62,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/82"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/62"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewventimiglia.jeffrosshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}